It was a nice and cool today here in Tokyo.
Lovely fall weather.
Our idiom for today is two sheets to the wind.
This means someone is drunk.
Example 1
A. Did you see Charlie last night?
B. Yep. He was definitely two sheets to the wind when I saw him at 8 o'clock.
Example 2
How are you guys getting to the football game? None of you are driving because you're all two sheets to the wind.